tila tequila 

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

tila tequila by nrl6487 December 26, 2007

tequila 

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

tequila by Rick August 8, 2003

Tequila Mockingbird 

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

Tequila Mockingbird by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

tequila suicide by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Tequila sandwich 

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

Tequila sandwich by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

Tila Tequila 

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

Tila Tequila by Wilson1 February 16, 2008

tequila town 

Noun. State of mind obtained by consuming multiple shots of tequila. You'll know you've arrived when you start to involuntarily grito & dance cumbia.

Chica Mala#1: Girl, you going to Peligrosa este noche?

Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"

tequila town by ChicasMalas November 22, 2014