Fucking tense 

being Tense more than usual,

I am fucking tense right now because my boss is about to fire me.

Fucking tense by I am the employee July 31, 2012

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense 

me when

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 17, 2021

Present perfect tense 

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

Present perfect tense by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation

1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense

Not Even Tense by Perples January 18, 2007

barted; v., past-tense 

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

barted; v., past-tense by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

past tense gay 

It means your done being gay

your past tense gay if you like girls now

past tense gay by nowlife March 25, 2021

booty-tense 

when the booty is firm and tight

damn j-lo is booty-tense

booty-tense by j.a.stackz123 October 8, 2016