Chloes teams

A random team made by Chloe in Texas to defend themselves against bad people

“Ay piers chloes teams are cool”
“Ikr”

by Chloes teams 111 September 10, 2021

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021

Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?

Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students

by VTheVir February 18, 2022

Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.

Fuck Microsoft Teams

by Weeamiku March 4, 2022

Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race

Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis

by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023

Change Teams

To undergo therapy, medication and/or surgery in order to transition from one gender to the other.

In other words, to become transgender.

In light of being harassed by SJWs for being a male, Daniel decided to change teams and is now a woman named Danielle.

by RapeMyFuckingAsshole March 8, 2018

opposing teams

referring to the base you are in your relationship. some people are on first base, or third or whatever. some are still in the duggout warming the benches. then there are the "wannabe" relationships that are so far off they are on opposing teams

Jim: I think Cindy and I are moving to second base.
Shannon: What? I talked to Cindy. Your relationship is so far off you are on opposing teams.

by DarbyLou December 22, 2008