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sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.
Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?
by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008
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tellum

Pronunciation: /ˈtel-əm/
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980

1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.
by andy_mmmkay June 4, 2009
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Pray tell

By doing what pray tell?
by Bored guy in the lib February 19, 2011
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telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.
by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016
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tell me about it

A way of saying you agree with someone.
Tom: Man, what a rough day.
Tim: Tell me about it.
by TheForgottenSpark November 14, 2006
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Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.
Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...
by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010
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let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017
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