jeff tassin

Most likely a bald russian dad.

His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.

by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

thassies

plural of thassie (thasmin shipper)
Doctor Who terminology

Some homophobic person called thasmin shippers "thassies" on twitter to diss them. They shrugged and called themselves thassies. It's established now, and once again the thassies win yall.

girl: wow, check this out, mate! 248 thirteenxyaz fanfics on ao3 ... the thassies work hard!

by thasmin4ever November 24, 2018

tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013

skank-tassel

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

by Jannopop September 8, 2016

thassie

Doctor Who termology.
The most wholesome and amazing people you will ever meet.

Someone who ships the thirteenth Doctor and Yasmin Khan (also known as: thasmin).

person 1: ugh, these thassies on twitter are wild
person 2: they're shipping the right people tho
person 1: you a thassie too?
person 2: of course bruv. Best ship ever

by thasmin4ever November 23, 2018

Tessie

the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.

Tessie is cool.

by will101 June 13, 2014