Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006

tarrel

Clumpy piece of hair and shit, between the butt cheeks

Your "tarrels" taste great!

by Chris van Bleissem September 24, 2003

turred

The feeling of sleepiness.
Being tired.

I stayed up late last night. I'm turred.

by Bob Danish March 10, 2008

Tarren

She is smart, sweet, cute, funny, and one of the most unique people you will ever meet. She is so nice to everyone and she holds her friends and loves one close to her heart. She loves her boyfriend. She cant be your bestfriend or your worst enemy if you get on her bad side. She's always smiling and bubbly and if you nice to her, she will be nice to you in return. You don't meet many Tarrens in this world and if you have on in your life then you are truely lucky

"Hey, have you met Tarren?"
" yeah, she is so nice and pretty! "

by beautylover44 April 26, 2013