Tarp Up

Same expression as "Wrap it before you tap it"

John: Hey bro, she looks mighty fine!
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)

by 420 Blaze It July 11, 2014

Tarp party

A room full of people drinking fucking sucking pissing shitting spitting licking eating. To protect the house a tarp is laid down. Hence "a tarp party"

That wild hippy woman just pissed on me from across the room, so thank god its a tarp party!

by Karl Winter July 14, 2016

Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020

tarp twerp

An elite clique of non-prats.

My fellow tarp twerps and I enjoyed our night of dissing Emma Watson.

by Mer October 17, 2003

tarp sack

When your nutsack is just "all over the place" causing a very uncomfortable situation.

Damn, it's so humid out today, Mat. I've got tarp sack like nobody's business!

by TCB All Day November 15, 2010

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 29, 2011

Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 7, 2020