GUY1: Hey, do you know that band T.O.A.D.?
GUY2: You mean Theory of a Deadman?
GUY1: Of course!
GUY2: OH! yeah they are great!
GUY2: You mean Theory of a Deadman?
GUY1: Of course!
GUY2: OH! yeah they are great!
by Caleb Hates Life December 20, 2009
Get the T.O.A.D. mug.Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
by HailDarkLord February 16, 2010
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Get the S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D. mug.T.V.A.D.D. is an acronym for 'television attention deficit disorder', a term for an inability to settle on a single television show, that results in flipping through multiple T.V. channels during a 30-minute or 1-hour time slot.
Friend #1: Did you watch the series premier last night? It was awesome.
Friend #2: No. I started watching it but unfortunately I developed T.V.A.D.D.; I ended up flipping between about 5 channels for half an hour.
Friend #2: No. I started watching it but unfortunately I developed T.V.A.D.D.; I ended up flipping between about 5 channels for half an hour.
by Skittle Bunny December 19, 2013
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Get the A.B.D.I.T.A mug.I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day
Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”
Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”
by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025
Get the I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D. mug.someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”
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