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A.R.D

to be hard. 'well hard' tough, strong minded, physically strong e.t.c
"He's proper A.R.D mate" - Chav talk
by Adam Ellis July 7, 2006
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A.R.D.

A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.

An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.

* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.
1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .

2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '
by Krave-ing April 2, 2011
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T.A.R.D.I.S

1. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. The Tardis is the doctors time machine in the show called doctor who it is bigger on the inside it can go to any world and any time.

2. Some fans might say it stands for Ten And Rose Dating In Space because of a companion named Rose Tyler that fell in love with the tenth doctor. This is not what it really means it is just a fun thing bad wolf fans say
girl 1: oh my gosh its the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Girl 2: lets go see if the doctor is there!
by allons-y10thdoctor4evs May 24, 2014
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B.A.S.T.A.R.D.

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.
She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.
by Who I am October 23, 2007
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E D W A R D

Ginger Ninja. Tries to mess with eshays. Struggles with eyesight and talking, tends to mumble. Bugha wannabe. Started having hair loss at the age of 9. Has a very big and shiny forehead. Runs with sword hands. ( We love our Ginger ninja x )
Dude 1 : OMG what’s that light
Dude 2 : that’s E D W A R D’s shiny forehead
Dude 1 : must be that forehead wax he uses
by DaBois42069 May 5, 2020
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L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.
Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!
by Guy July 30, 2003
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R.E.T.A.R.D

Really
Extra
Totally
Awesome
Rad
Dude
Jill: Hey do you know that guy Nick?

Chris: Sure I know Nick. He's a R.E.T.A.R.D!
by jtizzle554 November 18, 2011
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