Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out

I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!

by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025

don't be dog

A phrase used when someone thinks another person is being stingy or unfair.

Jimmy: Hey man, can I burrow two bucks for the bus?

Alex: Nup

Jimmy: Don't be dog!

by Strider X December 9, 2008

T-F-T-I Dog

Thanks For The Invite, when someone dogs you

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog

by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009

This ain't it dog

Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format

Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch

No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.

by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

that dog don't hunt

An obviously faulty endeavor; also as ~ /won't hunt/, predictive of failure.
No go, non-starter

As he faced the blank stares of the members following his proposal, someone whispered offcamera, "Well. That dog don't hunt."

by edgemoto March 28, 2004

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003