"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."
"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"
"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"
"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."
"I swear, you have selective hearing"
"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"
"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"
"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."
"I swear, you have selective hearing"
by amrgkm January 29, 2009
Get the selective hearing mug.1) Outrage against a moment/incident that is aligned to your ideology
2) Not being neutral
3) Using your own filter in mind to accept few news and rejecting another
2) Not being neutral
3) Using your own filter in mind to accept few news and rejecting another
John - "Hey you know that, a priest was lynched by people infront of police; I guess he was doing robbery anyways. Why so hue and cry?!"
Again John - "Shout! Shout! Police officers killed two people in custody without any proof."
Sam - "You are full of selective outrage."
Again John - "Shout! Shout! Police officers killed two people in custody without any proof."
Sam - "You are full of selective outrage."
by stpune June 26, 2020
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Someone who is uncomfortable socialising with people they don't know. They only talk to a select few people they feel very close to. They hate crowds of strangers.
by Depressedcat October 5, 2016
Get the Selectively social mug.The state of being a slut to individuals of your own choice. Aka personalizing a list of people you whore around to selectively.
Nicolette: What did he say about you?
Salma: He called her a slut
Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.
Salma: He called her a slut
Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.
by ronaldosprincess July 24, 2019
Get the Selective Slut mug.When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010
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Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membrane mug.Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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