swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'

by -Penn December 17, 2009

swordfish

1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)

1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 8, 2007

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Hungarian swordfish

A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.

Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.

by Jay are one August 27, 2011

Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other

Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

tasmanian swordfish

The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.

Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.

by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014