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Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"
by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009
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sweden

A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
by Xschtar July 16, 2008
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swedencide

Willfully destroying your own country and culture in a vain attempt to show how open-minded and tolerant you are towards foreigners who are diametrically opposed to everything your country stands for and who frequently commit violent crime against your nation's citizens, such as rape and gangbanging.

The fast track to Swedencide is to indoctrinate the people and poison their minds with white guilt and other cancerous ultra-liberal views that do nothing but convince white people that they are inherently evil for literally no other reason than the color of their skin, and that they must atone for this grievous crime against humanity.
"I heard Canada is punishing white women who are reporting it to the police when a Muslim refugee rapes them. Canada must be trying to commit Swedencide like their autistic cousin across the Atlantic."
by nibris March 2, 2017
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Sweden, Maine

A town in the middle of no-where Maine that no one knows where it is.
Guy 1 "I live in Sweden, Maine"
Guy 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Guy 1 "Next to Bridgton"
Guy 2 "Ohhh!"
by qazxswertyui December 25, 2010
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Sweden

A country famous for meatballs , IKEA and of course PewDiePie
Someone:- Sweden?
A man of culture:- DUDE!ask that to your furnitures.
by Hope it's all over September 14, 2020
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sweden

sweden looks like a dick on maps (with finland being the ballsack)
i put my fat sweden in her italian cat bro
by 4fucksake August 14, 2018
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sweemen

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.
guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.
by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011
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