Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.

I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.

by Stetsoned May 13, 2021

Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.

The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.

by Squad game December 17, 2021

Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.

That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!

by Squad game January 10, 2022

Stensoned

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.

John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!

by Prof. batman October 30, 2008

shetsoned

1. when a guy asks a girl to hang out and then tells all his friends they are dating; the girl has no idea they are dating.

2. when a guy indirectly asks a girl out.

Today at lunch i found out i was shetsoned by a creepy 8th grader who asked me to hang out next weekend.

by loveme57 June 17, 2009

Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010