Suspectious

Used when something is seemingly suspicious but also suspect at the same time.

Yo those vans over there drive by the school every time we run by even though it’s closed.

Damn, that’s suspectious.

by morphy bennett April 28, 2020

suspension training

The use of swings or restraints which elevate or suspend on participate in the air during sexual relations. This is also a great core exercise.

Finally got my sex swing in the mail, going to bring a chick back and do some suspension training tonight.

by The artful dodgers February 14, 2012

Cultural Suspension of Disbelief

Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.

"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."

by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019

susection

a susection is when you want to evacuate a susan from the premises. if a susan is being irritating you and your peers shall scream with passion “susection” and the unfortunate susan of the group will have no choice but to leave the area where the susection was announced

omg dude it’s that woman susan with the saggy tits, lets call a susection

by danielle cohns belly button August 6, 2019

suspension breaker

A fat chick. A chubber. She who gets into a car and makes it virtually collapse due to her overweight massive flabby-ass.

"Dude! Your new girlfriend? Ditch that chick. She's a chubber and if you let her in your car you'll find she's a suspension breaker."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Under Suspicion

When a "straight" guy acts unmanly. multiple offenses lead to man card suspension or being revoked.

"Wow I just saw Mike wearing leather pants and a man purse."
"that guy is so under suspicion"

by garanddoger January 9, 2012

suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

by Richalex May 11, 2006