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Survival of the fittest

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When yo playin dodgeball in PE “middle school style

Pe teacher doesn’t see other team cheat
You get shot in the nuts other team goes “LOL LMAOO WHAT A Noob!!!”
“Yo coach they be cheating
Survival of the Fittest, ya wimp”
by Willthrill9 January 8, 2020
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Obscure Game Boy Color game about a ten-year-old and his/her strugle to survive and escape a seemingly uninhabited island, with eight possible ways to end the game. Near the end of the game, the player may aquire a second child of the opposite gender who cannot continue living without the main character's attention.
Had an even more obscure sequel that sadly, never set foot on American soil.

Konami (Creators of the first two games) is currently creating a sequel for the Nintendo DS, entitled "Lost in Blue".
Person One: Hey, ever heard of a GBC came called Survival Kids?

Person Two: That game kicked ass! I had no idea other people knew of it's existance!

Person Three: Count me out, I've never heard of it. Mind telling me about it?

Person One: It was sort of an RPG, your guy had to run around the island, hunting animals for food and building tools to help you survive.

Person Two: Yeah, and if your fatigue , thirst, or hunger levels went too low, you died.

Person One: Too bad Survival Kids wasn't more well-known, it was an awesome game!

Person Two: Hey, I heard Lost in Blue for the Nintendo DS is a sequel to it!
by Americanto February 27, 2005
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Survival Wank

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When you masterbate for as long as possible without ejaculating.

This is the opposite of a turbo wank.
I had a epic survival wank over that gianna michaels porn scene.
by Elderdragon December 27, 2013
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Survival Tactics

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One of the greatest hip hop songs of the early 2010s, written and performed by then 17 year old Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ. Featured on Joey Badass' debut mixtape, 1999 (2012), the song contains wildly impressive lyricism and provides a point of view of the lives of the artists, who point out the faults of their society and the people that run it.
"Hey what's your favorite song?"
"Obviously Survival Tactics by Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ!"
by JozifBadmon May 15, 2023
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Survival of the fittest

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An excuse for being an asshole
person: Hey that cookie was mine
asshole: survival of the fittest
by Dubiks April 9, 2019
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Survival Of The Coolest

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Derives from Survival of the fittest by Charles Darwin, almost the same concept.

Think of your typical high school. An individual, or a group, eventually becomes the coolest shit in town. Once the spotlight is on them, the people who are uncool eventually dwindle and implode (or realistically...their genes die off and all the cool kids go to the summer of '69).
Person 1 and 2 get noticed more than person 3.

Person 3 becomes less noticed for the things that person 1 and 2 do (attention whoring...or just being themselves).

Person 1 and 2 eventually are the Survival Of The Coolest and person 3 does not reproduce and eventually his or her genes die off and are never seen in anyone else again.
by Le Derpson December 16, 2011
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A caucasion who frequently infiltrates abandoned buildings as a hobby in areas where other causasions lock thier doors and roll up thier car windows as they drive through in fear of the neighborhood locals.
Last weekend, those crazy ass Survival Crackas walked around in an abandoned building with about 15 niggas they didn't know.
by Chad March 25, 2004
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