shurger

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".

{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.

by Telephony July 5, 2014

Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"

by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014

surgeoning

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

surfer on acid

A cocktail and or shot that contains:

1 part Jägermeister
1 part Malibu Rum
1 1/4 pineapple juice

Hey bartender, can I get a surfer on acid please.

by Patrick Calabria March 31, 2007

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.

The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.

by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006