superdouche

This is a person who, through years of the practice of douchebaggery, has elevated himself to a state where douchebaggery has become instinctual, a first response, a way of life. This individual must be in some position of authority, such as a business owner or manager, but must have done nothing to earn said position, instead having been appointed to it (usually by another superdouche), or having acquired it through the practice of douchebaggery. Superdouches will often work in concert, as a superdouche will not want to promote or reward anyone who is not an utter douchebag because this person may expose the aforementioned as a superdouche, or otherwise interfere with his douchebaggery.

Employee: "Why did the owner promote that utter douchebag to a management position when he is the worst employee we have?"

Co Worker: "Because the owner is obviously a superdouche."

by Dr Walter Bellhaven April 15, 2012

superhose

noun: one who urinates excessively due to a small bladder.

verb: to urinate frequently and with great gusto.

I need to go superhose one again.

Haras' really a superhose when she gets the gatorade bottle going.

by CHINCHILLA December 20, 2012

Superdoot

A hypermasculine bro who drives a massive customized ‘Murican pickup truck, often featuring the phrase “super duty” on the rear fender.

Coined by artist, poet, and philosopher Zach W circa 2019, Midwest USA.

Look at this fucking superdoot stomping on the gas to hit 25 mph only to arrive at a crowded red light.

by marcus_salazar July 1, 2021

the superdong

it is a term used in new orleans and that area to describe a very large penis. get because it sounds like superdome. oh watever screw you if you don't find that the tab bit humerous.

Karen that guy has the superdong"

by kbucker13 April 25, 2011

Superbore

A major, American sporting event which takes place around the end of January every year. It pits the winners of the NFC and AFC against each other, in order to win a ring and a trip to Disneyland, which no one notices because they're too busy watching the commercials and half time show.

Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.

"Hey Jim! Did you watch the Superbore last night?"
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.

by Bob Henderson February 3, 2008

superdelegate

The most un-Democratic thing ever. Moreso than the Electoral College, and Hillary will use it to ruin the Democratic party if the 2008 primaries continue to be this close.

A conservative estimate of the voting power of a superdelegate amounts to one superdelegate vote equaling 153,636 regular votes based on 2004 federal voter turnout. Percentage wise, this means that 0.000007% of the voting population has 19.6% voting power in the 2008 Democratic Primary.

by tpnmvz January 11, 2009

BYU SuperDate

Students at BYU or possibly other mormons attempt to find a loophole in the no-sex-before-marriage rule of the LDS faith.

Its quite simple.

Step 1: Drive to vegas as a heterosexual couple.

Step 2: Get a quick marriage.

Step 3: Fornicate your brains out.

Step 4: Get said marriage enolled.

Step 5: Return home and be able to say you have not had sex outside the bonds of a legally recognized marriage

And the loop hole is complete.

You realize that even though a BYU SuperDate sounds like it is a legitamate loophole you cannot fool God and it is clear that your intentions are sinful and you might as well just fornicate without the hassle of driving to Vegas.

by G to the E July 8, 2009