punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

Brazilian Fart Punishment

The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.

Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."

by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016

Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Fuck Punishment

The arival of a life long fleshy commitment nine months after sex.

Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.

by anjrooveg January 24, 2009

collective punishment

A war crime

When the teacher gives the whole class Collective punishment

by RandomAnvil August 5, 2020

getting punishment

When you don't listen to your daddy and he doesn't appreciate it so he need to prov hes the man of the relationship so he punishes you.

Him; daddy i need a good "getting punishment"
her: okay, who's your daddy

*spank
Him: *grown YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.

"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."

by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008