suitcase pimp

In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

Jenna Jameson's suitcase pimp brought her an iced caramel macchiatto and wiped the cum off her face after her scene was finished.

by jimbalaya September 8, 2006

Prison Suitcase

Process of hiding/smuggling things by hiding them in one's ass.

John smuggled smokes into his cell using his prison suitcase.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

Suitcasing

A term derived from prison to describe the action of concealing an object up ones anal cavity.

To avoid getting caught, Johnny was suitcasing his glass dick before the cops arrived.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Seattle Suitcase

The act of placing ones cock and balls fully inside ones vagina or anus and thrust forcefully until orgasm is reached . CAUTION MUST BE PERFORMED BY EXPRIENCED COCK MASTERS OR APPRENTICES!

THIS BITCHES PUSSY IS TOOOOOOOO LOSE SO I HAD TO GIVE HER THE OL'SEATTLE SUITCASE.

by ACCREW July 9, 2010

mexican suitcase

A plastic grocery or department store bag.

I couldn't find my luggage, so I packed my clothes in a mexican suitcase.

by err0neous June 27, 2005

Wisconsin Suitcase

A six-pack of Old Style tall-boy beers. (16 ounce cans)

Ready to go fishing?
Yeah, I brought my Wisconsin Suitcase.
What about a pole?
Nah, I'm set.

by duck1545 June 13, 2011

Shitcasso

Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."

I had to take a gnarly shit and they dude before me left a heinous shitcasso

by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014