Stupfuckapidity

Being fucking stupid

Paul Walker died driving a car 135mph in a 30mph zone. He died from stupfuckapidity

by Brightness_shines_through April 18, 2016

stumpfuck

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by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

by alex parkman February 8, 2005

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

by nhdude June 29, 2013

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014