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Stuffy dick 

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.
Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"
Stuffy dick by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Stuffy Cummy

Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.
Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me

stuffy fucker 

A stuffy fucker is a guy who has sex with his stuffed animals. Sometimes making holes to put their cocks in, stuffy fuckers often do this for sexual pleasure because it is a very simulating experience . Larger stuffed animals are perferable.
You know Octavian? He's definitely a stuffy fucker. All those stuffed animals he has? A sure sign of a stuffy fucker.

Stuffy gang 

A gang that only uses plushies as there character
Hey I'm in the stuffy gang
Stuffy gang by Sofa couch May 30, 2019

Stuffy muffy 

Adj. A word to describe ones groin after over exerting oneself. Leaving behind a stuffy, sweaty and smelly muff. Usually referring to the female gusset.
Example:

“My goodness, Doreen that bingo hall was sweltering..... it’s left me with a right stuffy muffy
Stuffy muffy by Greenlly February 13, 2021

Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers) 

A Derogatory Term for Stuffed Animals
Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!