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wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
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marshmallow stuffing

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!
by ASexyBitch March 10, 2014
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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holiday stuffing

Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.
Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.
by !((*1998!((* December 13, 2016
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Cape cod stuffie

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017
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Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.
Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.
by silentcrys April 15, 2020
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Belly Stuffing

A subcategory of feederism where one obtains sexual gratification either from feeding a partner or from being fed, usually past their limits. Someone into belly stuffing will most likely find round, stuffed bellies or the state of being full or overly full attractive.

Other related kinks may include moaning, forcefeeding, aftercare, exhibitionism, submissive/dominant, etc.
"I'm into belly stuffing so I guess you could say I like my men well fed!"
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