Studying Dopamine

Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

by Dr. I Don't Give A Fuck January 26, 2011

Agressive studying

When you study for an exam, but with your mean face on, so that people know you're being agressive about it.

Have you studied for the anatomy final yet?
My man, not only. I went full agressive studying about that.

by ToldYaIllMakeItAThing January 2, 2020

Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004

Speed Studying

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.

I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.

by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010

Studying

(verb) A form of dying.

He committed studying yesterday. It was very sad.

by silver2500 December 15, 2010

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010