stubbies

short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke.
also: bottles of beer.

" ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?? "
" aww, les goi with tha stubbies mate. Hey....nice pair of stubbies ya got there.."

by herbiewa April 21, 2004

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

snubbie kiss

The first kiss for people who are truly in love with each other.

Leo and ana kissed for the firs time!

They snubbie kissed each other.

by orias March 13, 2008

stabbier

comparatively more stabby; or, a comparatively higher chance of a stabbing incident occurring.

When she's got PMS, she gets much stabbier than usual.

As the meeting dragged on, Dustin was feeling stabbier and stabbier.

by atiasmyrolemodel February 28, 2009

stubble trouble

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity

as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come

by kellydown August 5, 2010

stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.

I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.

by smurfette33 May 17, 2014

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.

Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.

by Sneed213 November 10, 2014