Streeted

To be drunk or high.

Not sober.

1. I was way too streeted to drive.

2. I ditched class so I could go get streeted with my buddies.

by sugar lucansky July 10, 2009

Elm Streeter

Originating at Taree High School, an "elm streeter" is a social outcast/drongo/druggo/goth.

Elm streeters are annoying

by Bob April 8, 2004

SREEtard

A Super Retarded Electrical Engineer

Dude, stop being such a SREEtard

by Timenhosen von bausen March 19, 2010

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

streetboard

A combinations of skate and snowboarding. Simply one the coolest things ever invented.

If you see someone who's riding a strange board that has 3 parts and both ends rotate but you are not quite sure what it is. Congrats, you've finally seen a streetboard.

by á February 18, 2007

treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

Streeter

A title. The name someone is given by birth or by acquisition of respect for balls in any given situation (see 'cojones'). Being "Streeter" requires not only the aggressiveness of a physical tycoon, but also the control of a mental giant, no matter the given situation. Being "Streeter" is essentially taking on the role of a guru in every aspect of life, willing to teach, as well as learn. Also, a fixer for problems, big and small, almost for the sport of it. Are you "Streeter"???

"Shit dude i messed things up with my girl bad. i think we're going to break up."

-"Call Streeter. Tell him what you did. You're going to be fine."

#2.

"Streeter, that cop just saw us! We're fucked!!!"

-"Relax man. Take the next 2 lefts and drive the speed limit. Then pull into wawa. I'm hungry."

by life's fixer July 6, 2011