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staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification
Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain
by mormdavid April 24, 2009
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Basic Training

The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.
Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"
by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021
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Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
by NinjaShark November 9, 2010
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training sauce

The 3.2% beer/alcoholic beverages they sell in Bible belt states.
"Hey, its Sunday, the liquor store is closed, I guess all we have to deal with is training sauce trainging wheels for boozelike we were amateurs again."
by sjkyr4 March 6, 2009
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Training Minge

A "Training Minge" is what one would use to practice on before moving on to tighter and better quality minge. Also known as "practice snatch"
"She was only training minge."
" I need to move on from this training minge"
by Jehovahsruinedmylife January 23, 2017
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Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
why would anyone think of scranning their own shite
by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013
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Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.
by slamsam June 23, 2011
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