straight purp

A type of marijuana that is purple instead of the common green.

Will this weed get you blazed? Simply take a glimpse and know it to be so, for it is indeed straight purp.

by OrangeClock May 20, 2005

Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.

Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

by D-Train91 June 4, 2009

Straight pride

When straight people are so insecure in their sexuality that they need to prove it to the entire world with T-shirts, flags, parades, Facebook groups, etc. In reality, none of this is necessary because every day is straight pride day and 90% of the population is straight; therefore there is no danger in being heterosexual. Rather, it is quite mundane and expected of people, and in most societies, things that are normal are not celebrated but simply accepted.

If gay people have pride, why shouldn't straight people have it too? We deserve straight pride! We're repressed and we don't have rights, and we get killed and beat up and bullied every day for being heterosexual! And we deal with self-hatred over our sexuality too! And 40% of us have attempted suicide because we can't deal with how straight we are, and not only that, we're four times as likely to try to kill ourselves when we're teenagers! Oh wait....

by Grow up everybody February 7, 2013

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

Straight Pipin'

verb: Taking a fat rip (bong, dab, etc.), and instead of waiting to inhale until you pull the bowl, you immediately start inhaling toxic heat into your lungs.

Matt: "Damn Ben, stop inhaling before i remove it."
Alex: "Ben's straight pipin' it!"

by Mallex January 23, 2022