stonewashed

To be brainwashed by actress Sharon Stone. The term arose from her constant and unrelenting promotion of the movie Basic Instinct 2. One would think that seeing the film would cure cancer she hyped it so much.

I saw Sharon Stone promoting Basic Instinct 2 on The View, E! News, Regis and Kelly, the Fox News Entertainment report, Entertainment Tonight and about a zillion other shows this week, and I'll tell ya what--I've been stonewashed. I need to see this movie even though I know it's going to be a waste of my 8 dollars. My warning to you is to beware of Sharon Stone.

by improviduto April 23, 2006

alaskan stopwatch

When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.

My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.

by Mikey 145 April 26, 2006

Stonewall

v. When you're texting/messaging someone and he or she suddenly stops replying mid-conversation without any warning. Generally a tactic used by girls to make themselves appear more elusive and desirous to the guys she is texting/messaging. The goal would be for the party who is building the stonewall to gain a better idea of how interested the stonewalled party is in him/her.

The idea being that the person is putting up a "stone wall" and impeding your progress in the conversation, and as you cannot see over the side of the wall, you have no idea why it is there. If you try to "climb the wall" to figure it out, then the other party will know your level of interest.

Bro 1: "Yo, how's Wendy?"
Bro 2: "Have no idea, we were texting all day Wednesday and she stonewalled me out of nowhere."
Bro 1: "Have you tried texting her agian? I mean it's been 4 days."
Bro 2: "If I do, then she'll know I'm into her."
Bro 1: "True. Just wait it out, don't fall for the tactic."

by Del Pasta October 18, 2013

Stonewall Seatbelt

Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.

Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.

by bigolepenis April 7, 2018

stopwop

an absolute queen
an absolute queen
amazing
stunning
perfect
gorgeous

i need more words one sec

shinobu's wife

"stopwop is literally the most perfect thing in the world."

by kokixchix March 24, 2021

stonewall scam

Construction term for a dirty contractor who takes a huge cash deposit and then works as slow as legally allowed until you fire them. Then, they keep your money for breach of contract. In my state, they only have to do work every 90 days.

Could have had my addition done last year, but I'm locked into a stonewall scam.

by BR Don May 1, 2021

Ole Miss Stonewall

When an Ole Miss Alumni is dismissive of you because you did not go to Ole Miss. They may respond with something like, "You didn't go to Ole Miss? Bless your heart...it was nice to meet you."

I tried to ask out Peggy Sue, but she gave me the Ole Miss Stonewall.

by taskforceangle July 27, 2011