Stonewall Seatbelt

Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.

Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.

by bigolepenis April 7, 2018

stonewall scam

Construction term for a dirty contractor who takes a huge cash deposit and then works as slow as legally allowed until you fire them. Then, they keep your money for breach of contract. In my state, they only have to do work every 90 days.

Could have had my addition done last year, but I'm locked into a stonewall scam.

by BR Don May 1, 2021

Ole Miss Stonewall

When an Ole Miss Alumni is dismissive of you because you did not go to Ole Miss. They may respond with something like, "You didn't go to Ole Miss? Bless your heart...it was nice to meet you."

I tried to ask out Peggy Sue, but she gave me the Ole Miss Stonewall.

by taskforceangle July 27, 2011

Stonewall

1) "Stonewall" Jackson

2) Formerly a mafia-run gay bar the is famous for the riots that took place in 1969.

3) Short for the Stonewall riots, which occured in 1969 and helped to shape the modern GLBT rights movement.

1)Stonewall Jackson was known for military ability.

2)The Stonewall really wasn't the greatest place unless you didn't mind the mafia.

3)Stonewall helped the gays rights movement get recognized.

by KikiAbbottWoolf May 20, 2006

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.

Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.

by Timber_c149 April 2, 2005

stonewall penalty

A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.

A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.

by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006

stonewall

v. the act of a group of guys sitting around a table and a girl beneath the table giving one of the guys head. The guys then have to guess which one is getting head while all keep a straight face.

The seniors and the one freshman decided to play stonewall, aka the most fun game known to man.

by lovedasouth April 3, 2008