Stoner

A person who frequently uses drugs most commonly marijuanaand gets stoned lots.

Daniel is a very good example of a stoner

by Leon606 August 17, 2006

Stoner

Gods secondary disciples, they don’t go around telling people “hey I’m a stoner and I am sooooo high right now” posers who say stuff like that are generally the assholes of the smoking’ bud entertainment, stoners are good people who enjoy life (usually) more relaxed and…subtle.

Stoner #1 Did you see Joe goin' around the classroom telling everyone he was a stoner
Stoner #2 Yeah he is such a poser, hey you coming over to smoke some bud today
Stoner #1 Dude, have I ever said no too weed

by lfhs rocker February 5, 2008

Stoner

My sister's boyfriend

ME: Hello
Sister's Stoner Boyfriend: *Smokes weed* wha....

by PrincessMadFyre February 7, 2020

Stoner

A stoner is a delicacy believed to have been first prepared in take-away outlets in Glasgow, Scotland.
It consists of a donner kebab prepared using a cheese and tomato pizza instead of pitta/nan bread. It is folded in half, dipped in batter, and then deep fried.

"Come on kids, eat your stoner or you won't be getting that deep-fried mars bar "

by GSP2 March 8, 2008

Stoner

One whose hobby is to throw stones.

The stoner killed two birds with one stone.

by Rickchick April 24, 2004

Stoner

Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.

"Stoner: Slugs not Drugs."

by legbatom September 1, 2008

Stoner

The stoner is usually hungry and cunfused, giggling is its natural mating call. If u walk towards it and say a random word it will be entertained for hours. The stoner is also high all the time and talking about weed, if u see a stoner walk up to it and scream YOU NEED JESUS.

Man that stoner is always high and getting weed

by Words asf bru April 8, 2017