stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market

Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic

by Tamkin cpa October 1, 2019

stopaholic

A really bad driver that is brake happy usually causing traffic pattern mayhem and frustration. Very often found in mall parking lots frequented by shopaholics.

"Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a stopaholic up there."

by reallypedantic April 23, 2010

Smokaholic

A person with an uncontrollable smoking habit. Mainly of cigarettes; A tobacco addict.

My grandfather was such a smokaholic, he smoked about 2 packs a day.

by Herman Lane February 3, 2017

stonerholic

One who is a stoner as well as an alcoholic.

I am a stonerholic because i enjoy smoking bud n getting drunk!

by jami34u May 9, 2008

Shopaholic

One who is addicted to shopahol

I my wallet got blitzed on black friday as a result of too much shopahol. I am a shopaholic.

by rihcie November 27, 2009

shopaholic

someone who looks at urban outfitters too much

Wow, sophie is such a shopaholic

by some crazy guy July 25, 2008

shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.

1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.

by Sinned383 November 27, 2009