stotz

This is a person born with extreme deformities. Also defined by looking like a fucking Gremlin. Also a person who frequents gay porn sites and likes to watch other "Stotz's" fucking animals. Also eats the ass of men and can't afford anything. If this is you, you likely cannot hold a job even at Dominoes, McDonald's, Arby's, Rally's. Also cries frquently and blames everything on his FAS. Should be shot and killed.

Kevin: "Look at that retarded kid, he reminds me of Stotz."

Erica: "Yah, he prolly has an STD, and fucks 300 pound chicks."

Tom: "He needs to fucking kill himself since his sister stole all of his Duster."

Joe: "That guy looks like he has forskin under his nose, what a cunt."

by Everyone in BG October 23, 2008

Smoltz

-Basically can be used to describe any object.

-Slang for smoltz

"Hey man, pass me the smoltz"


"Honey, you have some smoltz on your forehead"


"Are you hot, put some smoltz on it."


"Holy smoltz"

by casey79westfalia February 23, 2009

stolte

Complete loss of self-control and rationality, resulting in a violent, retard-like, outburst. Oftentimes brought on by nothing at all.

Jesus Christ, that guy just pulled a stolte and threw a cinderblock at a fucking pedestrian!

by Ebola February 23, 2003

Stolzel

1. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To get incredibly excited about a particular activity, sport, or musical instrument, then purchase all the equipment possible associated with the respective activity, without actually yet having acquired any skill in it (The equipment usually being high-priced and unnecessary). The activity is abandoned within a period of 1 to 6 months without any actual skills having been learned.

2. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To use un-do guilt as to persuade an individual into thinking the situation is somehow their fault, or feeling bad to the point of conceding defeat. Also, to SAS.

1. Rick totally Stolzeled that whole skateboarding thing. He took it up for about 2 months, but bought the most expensive wrist pads and knee guards he could find. He also purchased many shirts to the effect of, "Skateboarding isn't a crime" and proceeded to wear them whenever skateboarding.

2. Janie was Don's friend for so long, and kept hanging out with him even after he kept telling her how horrible a person she was. He's totally Stolzeling her to keep her around.

by LauraS August 12, 2007

jens stoltenberg

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

Stolts

profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.

John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?

by AdmirerofSorts October 18, 2009

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014