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smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed
corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner
by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008
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Stockham Stiffie

The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."

"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."

"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
by Robert Trebor October 7, 2007
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scoffield

1) A charecter from the hit TV series "Prison Break"
2) A greeting between two males
"My name is Michael Scoffield"
"Scoffield....PI!!!!!"
by Ashwath July 14, 2006
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stoffel

Stoffel is the honey badger that don't care!
by emphasighs November 29, 2016
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scoffield

running away from your posse at the end of the night coz youre too drunk.

the guy who ALWAYS dissapears without telling anybody and you find out like half an hour later that hes gone
last nite i was so smashed i had to pull a scoffield on my brothas!
by Lotion November 28, 2007
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shoffie

more sugar than coffie
man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?
by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009
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Staffie

A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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