A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
by Stu Marble December 23, 2007
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A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.
In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.
"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
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A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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Get the Down with the stiffness mug.A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.
Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!
how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
by Rob December 18, 2004
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