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Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
by Stu Marble December 23, 2007
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morning stiffness

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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Stiffler-esque

A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.
In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.

"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
by C. Austin April 18, 2010
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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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stiffen your neck

become stubborn
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
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Down with the stiffness

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."
by ChanceD February 17, 2021
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StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
by Rob December 18, 2004
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