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Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010
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Seven Bloody Hells

"Seven Bloody Hells" (or, alternately, "seven hells") is a term created by George R. R. Martin in his famous book series "A Song of Ice and Fire", of which the first book is the well-known "Game of Thrones."

The term originates from one of the key theologies in the book, the Seven, of which there are seven deities, with seven heavens, and, therefore seven hells.

The term is often used as an expression of anger, anguish, or surprise, but it not limited to these emotions.

This term should be considered akin to the word "fuck" in its usage, however, it is usually used by a higher-class person, such as the royalty in the book.
Jon: "Seven bloody hells, it's cold." (neutral)

Robb: "Seven hells! Where did they come from?" (surprise)

Robert: "Seven bloody hells, Ned, I want to HIT something!" (anger)

Catelyn: "Seven hells! Why can't you see that this won't solve anything?" (anguish)

Cersei: "Seven hells, Jamie, why won't you ever think?" (anger)
by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012
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seven minutes in heaven

A party game involving two people in a closet for seven minutes doing... whatever you can do in seven minutes... kissing, fooling around, hooking up, etc.
After their seven minutes is up the next couple enters the closet. There are many variations to this game; the two people might not know who's with them and have to guess in the end, etc. Couples might be chosen by rock, paper, scissors, or spinning a bottle.
I hooked up with a stranger for seven minutes in heaven.
by Jenvy!! January 16, 2008
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seven minutes in hell

While at a costume party, hooking up with a stranger while playing seven minutes in heaven, then realizing that that stranger is your sister/brother when the costume is taken off.
at the party, the hot chick in the barbie costume turned out to be my own sister. it was more like seven minutes in hell!
by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011
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Seven Minutes in Heaven

A game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private space and engage in sexual acts, ranging from making outto sex, for seven minutes. Occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.
Jane: Why are you late to school today?

Mischa: I was so hungover and my mother was pissed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 AM. I'm grounded for 2 weeks!

Jane: That sucks.

Mischa: I know...and we just started Seven Minutes in Heaven!

Jane: Who were you paired with?

Mischa: Tanya.

Jane: Wow...hot.
by Jumping the Gun November 25, 2007
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seven seconds in heaven

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out
Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!
by Styles22 April 28, 2016
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Go through seven kinds of hell

Means to go through all kinds of torment. Most often used to say that you would go through all kinds of torment for someone or something.
I would go through seven kinds of hell for Kathy.
by Deep blue 2012 June 16, 2010
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