Stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.

by sourcefedding August 12, 2015

Stepdad Mad

Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.

Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?

Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!

"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"

"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."

"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."

by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

stepdad-to-be

The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.

Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015

stepdad steve

the greatest mother fucker alive. stepdad steve is a great friend and you can always count on him. he is a yeeyeer and hes really funny and if you know a step dad steve you're a lucky gal. micropenis.

stepdad steve is a badass mofo! YEEYEE

by stepdadsteve January 20, 2018

Stepdad Joke

Has all the elements of a Dad Joke, but tries way too hard, ultimately failing to be humorous.

"Brett is always acting like he's funny, telling these Stepdad Jokes - its pathetic."

by Grindhead Jim May 21, 2024

dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017