Statoosticle

The thing that powers that powers the main thing and if malfunctions occurs, prevents the main thing from working

Dave: "why isn't it working?"
John: "It's cause the statoosticle."

by Alex from Minecraft January 26, 2022

Statutory Vape

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials such as hardware and e-liquid to those under the age of 18.

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.

by Rooker2011 May 17, 2011

Statutory Rape

The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.

Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.

by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011

Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates

-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.

by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007

holy statutory

this term is used when you come across a young female from the age of 16-18 years of age and is very beautiful, the statutory part is said due to the fact, that if you had sex with this female you may go to prison for statutory rape

holy statutory! look at the ass on that

by TheZeroNine June 13, 2006

STATOY

Acronym of 'Saw This And Thought Of You'. Typically used in micro blogging when sharing a link that might be of interest to others.

@whoever STATOY link, hope you like it, what do you think?

by ghvj December 27, 2010

Statutory Rape Van

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018