staunch

n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.

Thanksgiving with my grandparents was staunch-o-rama, man.

by Kennedy Danzig November 27, 2004

Staunch

1. A state of severe constipation.
2. A fat, lazy person.

1. "Eating that bad pizza made me rather staunch."
2. "I need to stop playing the computer all day, i'm getting too staunch!"

by daniel sherman September 17, 2004

Staunch

To aggressively propose violence.

I staunchest some fella outside coles.

by Theoriginalwood April 19, 2018

Staunch

Loyal, commited to the sesh. Taking pills at 5am and pulling all nighters.

"Aye he's luitennant staunch he wont be sleeping anytime soon"

by Cheiftan marton November 13, 2017

Staunch

A Commonly Used Australian Street Slang For Stab.

Staunch = Stab
Staunching = Stabbing
Staunched = Stabbed

Oi Bro If I See That Cunt Again, He's Gettin Staunched.

I'm Gonna Staunch Those Bewb Cunts Up There

by DailyGoonBags November 19, 2017

Staunch

To take someones bed covers away.

He staunched him at the party.

by T0ny M0ntana June 11, 2019

Staunch

A teenage slang word for steal or stealing

“Aw shit he staunched my ciggy!”

by Whyistheresomanydamnlivs October 27, 2019