skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)

"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."

by Dunkappa October 11, 2007

Staturbater

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

by staturbater May 31, 2016

SCATERBATE

The act of jerking off while taking a shit. Usually done with both hands and no lube.

Jason`s loves to scaterbate every morning before starting his day at the bakery!

by jallen35 January 7, 2022

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

Shamerbate

When a woman induces feelings of shame and self loathing in a man for masterbating

You wouldn’t be able to shamerbate me if you actually put out

by Madnax22 October 31, 2017