standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

by srnand June 18, 2017

Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

by OgJaw February 11, 2013

Swanning

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

last pan standing

in halo custom games, the final person to be alive in infection-type games

New mombie. Last pan standing.

by fishontheplate November 12, 2010

stunninglingus

After excessive sexual stimulation via the Cunninstingus approach the female sex organs may become numb and/or unresponsive.

Tony: I was at it for hours! How didn't you cum!?
Jenni: I think it was those spicy tacos you had for lunch..
Tony: Damn, stunninglingus?

by Peak_in_Banter July 6, 2011