wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010

Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky

by Demon weeb June 26, 2018

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

skanky wanky

when a guy hangs his head off the end of a couch and she rubs her ass in his face

yo i got a skanky wanky from amanda last nite

by will dearborn August 30, 2007

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021