Stanker

Stank*er |'sta ng kur|

noun

associated with the verb Stank |'sta ng kuh|

- A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters. Stankers are also very sassy, and love corn dogs.

1. "Woah man did you see that Stanker?"

2. "That hipster is such a wanna-be Stanker.

3. "Her outfit is so Stank."

4. "Only a Stanker could make that much denim look that good."

by Stankarang October 16, 2012

Stankey

Some one who thinks they're better than everyone, someone who thinks they're too cool, bad kisser, a sex obsessed virgin with a chode. Possibly unfamilar with soap.

Person 1: Ayeee, what happened to your boyfriend?
Person 2: We broke up.
Person 1: ZOMG! Why?
Person 2:He was a stankey.

Person 3: Haha, yer X was a stankey. Sucks to be you :D

by Ryuusei-Rainbow June 20, 2009

Stankerous

(adj.) Exhibiting characteristics deemed wretched, foul, or skank-like in nature.

Ferguson: Ooooh Billy!
Billy: Don't stop Ferguson!

Chuck the Critic: Hey fellas, that hole is only one way! You stankerous chumps!

by Dubs January 14, 2004

Stankerly

Adjective to discribe the anticipation of a horrible stanky flagilence

Herbert knew he was about to rip something stankerly .

by Paytonlisious40 October 18, 2018

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

skankery

Noun, A Location or environment that is especially suitable for spawning skanks or maturing existing skanks.

Man that high school is such a skankery.

Your Mom is a skankery.

by NuDrew May 17, 2006

SHANKER STANKER

TO TAKE THE MOST HARSH, FOUL, STANK DUMP AND KNOW EVERYONE IN A 100FT RADIUS IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL OF SMELL.

JERRY WENT IN AND DROPPED A SHANKER STANKER AND THE SMELL LINGERED THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE.

by BIRDIEGREG1 August 14, 2011