stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse

Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.

stand up in it by The one and only MC May 18, 2007

stand up guy 

trustworthy fella you can count on in any predicament

Oh course James Bridges can be counted on if you are in a bind. After all, he IS a stand up guy.

stand up guy by F0ShizzleNizzle December 16, 2010

stand-up edgelord 

A performer who relies on cheap shots at minorities and generally being an asshole for attention.

Often mistaken for comedians, who in contrast are actually funny and talented because their jokes do not punch down.

Louis C. K. gets a lot of attention by being a stand-up edgelord.

stand-up edgelord by Starcrashr October 31, 2019

Stand-up philosopher

A Bullshit Artist!!

(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")

Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"

Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."

Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"

Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."

Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."

Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"

Stand-up philosopher by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007

Stand Up To 

“Stand Up To” Derived from Stand Up Tall, with laziness and London accent becomes “Stand Up To”. UK Hip Hop/Garage origins. It means to stand up against those bigger than you. Used particulaly when speaking to Entire Cities - London Stand Up To. . (Stand out on your own).

Yo London, Stand Up To...

Stand Up To by Marty H February 9, 2005

Stand up at the sit down 

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.

Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

Stand up at the sit down by Cameron269 January 21, 2010

Stand up video 

A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.

Dude, are you going to youtube live?

Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!

Stand up video by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009