salted over

Similar to "screwed over" but in a more disdainful respect.

She said she'd call me back in a minute, but after three hours I realized I'd been salted over.

by pretzelman May 15, 2004

Statledorf

The word used for a cousin of your cousin that is not related to you through marriage.

We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.

by Joe Cut June 4, 2017

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 25, 2010

Lets get started, shall we?

A phrase that can proceed any sentence or set of sentences.

Lets get started, shall we? Today we will learn about the hidden chapter, titled propylactics and their uses.

by Yebeka December 19, 1999

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

by Manav July 15, 2005