stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.

I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.

by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

Stall stall

In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.

See also stall waiting

Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.

by upupdowndown January 12, 2009

Stall Stall

When you sit on the toilet for an extended period of time after taking a shit in a one stall, one urinal bathroom in order to avoid personal contact with the guy who has come in to piss.

I was just about finished up when someone came in to take a leak, so I had to do a stall stall until the guy left. He didn't wash his hands.

by mattybumpo November 18, 2011

Stall Waiting

When you realize that you and your neighbor have
finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall a few seconds to avoid
any uncomfortable eye contact or "excuse me"s while leaving the stall.
Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of
the sink, where all normal social etiquettes are re-activated.

"Hmm...Bob and I just flushed at the same time. I better wait a few seconds so I don't run into him."

by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

stall the ball

the same as: "hold up", "wait a minute", "stop right there"

Stall the ball for a moment so I can let that sink in. Then I want you to run it by me again!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

stall tactics

A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.

Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"

by Bryan Gilbreath September 6, 2007

Stall-Walker

An individual that doesn’t wash his or her hands after using the restroom. A person, who takes a leak or a dump, then walks out of the restroom without washing their nasty hands with soap. This type of individual sometimes won’t even make a mirror stop.

Stall-Walker’s are best observed in public restrooms; most notable places are at work, airports, restaurants, malls, and sporting events.

Dad: What’s the matter son?
Son: When I went to the restroom that cook was taking a dump, when he finished, he walked right out of the restroom and straight to the grill.
Dad: That nasty Stall-Walker! Let’s tell the manager.

by Lionel Grimes June 26, 2008