A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.
by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019
Why did you stall me out?
by THE MOST JANK September 13, 2009
When two bowls are being passed around the room in opposite directions and one person keeps getting Jet-lag they may decide to stall one of the bowls so they can catch their breath.
by p55n4d3r February 19, 2010
by mrs. Stallings August 13, 2008
A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist March 20, 2006
To throw out drugs or other illicit substances in a bathroom stall so as to avoid being caught with possession.
I can't call it
they found it in my wallet
now Customs got me
and I just can't stall it
-Del tha Funkee Homosapien "Wrong Place"
they found it in my wallet
now Customs got me
and I just can't stall it
-Del tha Funkee Homosapien "Wrong Place"
by yertlenest December 10, 2006
by Rxyaltie March 23, 2021