Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

Sly Stallone

When you invite two hookers or call-girls over your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the tabletop while you watch for your enjoyment.

Pete invited two girls over to perform a Sly Stallone for him. He then told them he already ate dinner and had them leave.

by 69BriGuy69 March 4, 2009

Stalone

(verb)

- To do something in a forcefull manner, usually against someone's will

- To do something that stalone might have once done

I'm gonna ask you one more time and then I'm gonna stalone that orange juice.

by pcaponerit December 28, 2005

stalongedon

a really tall and loppy person with a fucked up face(acne) and the fucker talks like chubaca. it usually looks like a penis or a giant zit.

hey look at that kid hes a fuckin stalongedon

by stev merr December 1, 2006

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.

The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out

by Burney Crew September 7, 2012

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009