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Stairoids 

A person who temporarily uses steroids to make them taller than a certain person hence the word “stair” in the name.
Omg! Adriana is using stairoids to be taller than me on picture day!
Stairoids by PennyWheeze September 26, 2019
Performance-enhancing substances dat permit fasterdashin’ up da steps” athletics.
Maybe if Laurel and Hardy had taken stairoids before attempting to “Heeeave…! Hohhhh…!” da ponderous piano-box from Vendome Street at da base of da hill all da way up to Descanso Drive at da top, they might have accomplished said task without so many absurd delays and setbacks. (Orrrrrrr they could have just initially used da ramp-street to simply clip-clop their delivery-wagon up there --- no muss, no fuss --- as da passing mail-carrier incredulously pointed out to them.)
stairoids by QuacksO February 3, 2026

Starkissing 

When two individuals lock their legs into scissor formation and their buttholes (aka Starfish) touch one another for a kiss.
Karyn and Leiloni love starkissing when they’re scissoring each other.
Starkissing by Hambone1228 December 4, 2021

Starkist Shooter 

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim
Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is
Starkist Shooter by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023

Stairism 

The act of being stairist towards stairs. Some things include: Steep Incline(Steep stairs), Half-Step(Steps to tiny), Derail(no railing), Flatstep(when single steps are too big in length), Slipper(slippery stairs), Nocap(Not handicap-accesible) and Cornerer(When the stairs are right next to you when you exit somewhere and you almost fall down).
Did you hear they just invented Stairism?
Stairism by taxitaco April 23, 2024

Stairist 

A person that uses stairism towards stairs.
Hey dad are you stairist? - Jimmy Johns
No I'm not son. - Papa Johns
Stairist by taxitaco April 23, 2024