gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Stalinium

The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)

The tank is made of PURE STALINIUM!

by StolenStalin April 19, 2017

stainise

To take a definition of a topic that you have no idea about, and fluff it up to make it sound like your the worlds expert.

When going for a job as an aeronautic engineer. "I really had to 'stainise' my skills due to having no freakin' idea what I was talking about.

by Jarrod Watt September 18, 2006

Shahinian

(n.) a bigger noob than the word defined "Serkis". Anyone referred to as a Shahinian is reflecting the uttermost disgust and lack of skill existent in the universe. Stephen Hawkings identified Shahinians as a parralell galaxy in which being a huge fatter noob than any other galaxy; this port to another dimension is accessed upon becoming the biggest noob with lacking skills in any activity they divulge their efforts into. Shahinians are located primarily in Toronto, Ontario; colors of Shahianians are Orange/red/with pubic colors of Orange or dark black.
(V.) These creatures will suck the time and life out of your day and will always carry ample supplies of granola bars in their cupboards.

(n.) Be weary the lack of skill and unnatractiveness of these Shahinians.
(v.) That Shahinan keeps a delicious supply of goods in its household.

by JosL337 December 9, 2010

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

stalinites

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

by Ofashea October 6, 2020

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014