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3 stages of life

Stage One: Birth

Stage Two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage Three: Death
by ANUSBOI6869 July 11, 2017
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staggers and jags

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.
1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004
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Scaggsville

The best half hick, half middle-class town with the worst name; also known as "The Scaggs." Located in Howard County, Maryland. It is in between the wealthy and glamorous Fulton and the terrifying ghetto streets of Laurel. Scaggsville provides one solid place to smoke drugs or lose your virginity at the reservoir, or "Scott's Cove," which also doubles as a play ground for small children during the day. Scaggsville is also home to the notorious Pepperjack's and not much else. Home of some of the best and worst people you will ever meet.
Ocean City was great but now it's back to boring Scaggsville.
by cheesewagon2 February 24, 2011
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no shaggs

no shaggs im about to fuck you up>
by oreoz February 8, 2008
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Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.
I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.
by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011
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Stoggsworth

About or equivalent to the average time it takes to smoke one cigarette.
Devon:"Can you go to the liquor store on the corner and get me a box of tampons?"
Dylan:"For sure, I'll be back in a stoggsworth."
by Dylan Sharp May 18, 2008
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7 stages of drinking

There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
Damn Garth you been through 6 of the 7 stages of drinking
by K-D-O-double G July 12, 2006
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